Pipe Dreams Song Lyrics

Pipe Dreams by MadHatter

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I’ve been having crazy pipe dreams
Don’t laugh
And please don’t tell the mental hospital staff
But I wake up in a land filled with mushrooms (what! )
Piranha plants of doom and fireflowers in full bloom
It don’t stop there (yeah)
It sounds insane
But there’s a princess in peril that calls out my name.
Mario I don’t know how she knows me though
But she’s fine as hell and has an ass like whoa!
So I run through the land
And I’m quick on the double
Dream or no dream man Toadstool is in trouble
So bring on King Koopa I ain’t that impressed
I’m a-flush out that snake like a plumber posses. (b**ch)
-Chorus-
I am true to my claim
Fatboy plumber Mario is the name
Collecting coins, I’m all about my cash
You know that chicks dig that bushy ass mustache
I grab my brown boots and bright red cap
And my blue overalls (old school like that)
My hands are shaking with the fireball itch
I’m about to make Bowser my b**ch
I’ve been having crazy pipe dreams
My brother’s in there too
Luigi
But Luigi’s a pussy (oooohh)
So it’s up to me to save the Mushroom Kingdom
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum (what! )
And I’m all outta gum, I know that was lame
But when your enemies are turtles you have no more shame
You got Koopa Troopas and even Koopa Paratroopas
Stomp on their shells and leave them in the stoopa
Suppa duppa Mario! (magic fungas)
Make me grow double size and stomp my foes to dust
I’m quick to put a boot to a Goombas forehead
One small jump
And I’m leavin’ him dead
-Chorus-
I am true to my claim
Fatboy plumber Mario is the name
Collecting coins, I’m all about my cash
You know that chicks dig that bushy ass mustache
I grab my brown boots and bright red cap
And my blue overalls (old school like that)
My hands are shaking with the fireball itch
I’m about to make Bowser my b**ch
(Yeah, who can jump the highest on the flagpole now b**ch.
Yeah. where’s my fireworks goddammit)
I’ve been having crazy pipe dreams
I start to wonder
If this isn’t a dream what kind of spell am I under
Cause it feels so real and it makes me think
When I feel the pain when a foe makes me shrink
This isn’t a dream. I’m throwin’ fire better duck
I’m quick to burn a hammerbrotha motherf**ka what
(Yeah)
This has to be real man, this ain’t no game
My world and their world is one of the same
I dive into the moat on the way to the castle
(Pssssh)
Underwater enemies are givin’ me a hassle
a**holes like Luppa the squid and Cheep Cheep
But I can’t stop now
I’m in too deep (yeah)
-Chorus-
I am true to my claim (who’s that)
Fatboy plumber Mario is the name (that’s right)
Collecting coins, I’m all about my cash (cha-ching)
You know that chicks dig that bushy ass mustache
I grab my brown boots and bright red cap
And my blue overalls (old school like that)
My hands are shaking with the fireball itch
I’m about to make Bowser my b**ch
One more thing!
I’ve been having crazy pipe dreams
I think they’re true
Im-a turn Bowser’s skin from green to black and blue
I’ve came a long way
Eh who am I kidding,
I used warp zone to get here
And that’s where I’ve been (all this time)
You don’t call me a cheater
I don’t see you savin’ the world in your stained wife beater. (yeah)
Eatin pizza and playin’ Nintendo for hours
Leave it to me I’m the one with super powers (tada)
Back to the story of Bowser and his grave
Beyond the fiery pit of princesses to save
When I got there there was this midget a**hole
Sorry Mario but the princess is in another castle
-Chorus-
I am true to my claim
Fatboy plumber Mario is the name
Collecting coins, I’m all about my cash
You know that chicks dig that bushy ass mustache
I grab my brown boots and bright red cap
And my blue overalls (old school like that)
My hands are shaking with the fireball itch
I’m about to make Bowser my b**ch
(f**k this game)